Last seen 2:30pm on grainy surveillance video in her kitchen prison cell terrorizing her bed and squeaky toys. It is estimated that at 2:31pm EST, Millie broke loose from her cell and is heavily armed with sharp puppy teeth and a full bladder. Suspect is considered armed and dangerous. It is believed her next target will be the living room carpet. If you have any information on Millie's wherabouts, authorities ask that you simply take her for a walk and return her to her crate.
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